Prince William And Kate Middleton Strike A Cord
SINCE Prince William departed the scene, Kate Middleton has been seen out with a succession of eligible needlecords.
The Mirror mentions Charles Morshead and Henry Ropner, who, perhaps in fear of appearing unpatriotic and reducing a chance of knighthood, claim to be only friends of Kate.
But, as a source tells the paper: “Even if they were just pals, it was difficult for William seeing Kate out, letting her hair down on the arms of other men. He increasingly began to realise how much he missed her company.”
Not to mention the sex. It’s all very well being the most eligible man in the land but finding a girl who won’t kiss and tell all is no easy thing. Do they like William or his baseball cap? Kate is safe and easy to pull on, like an old pair of cords.
So here’s William taking Kate to an Army do. They are on the dance floor. They are kissing. And now they are disappearing to William’s quarters.
“WILLS BEGS KATE TO GIVE IT ANOTHER GO,” says the Star. Yes, “begs”, like he’s desperate.
He can be better. He will try harder. It happens to all young princes, what with the stress and all.
So the fires of the great romance has been rekindled. “Wills and Kate together again,” says the Express
Satisfaction for one and all…
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July 6th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
After reading such negativity, I’m proud to be an American and able to vote for who runs the country. I’m happy to be rid of a dunce after 4 years in office (sometimes 8 years). I’m happy not to be stuck for life with a family full of nuts.
Texas Ranger
July 6th, 2007 at 3:34 pm
After reading such negativity, I’m proud to be an American and able to vote for who runs the country. I’m happy to be rid of a dunce after 4 years in office (sometimes 8 years). I’m happy not to be stuck for lifte with a family full of nuts who represent my country.
Texas Ranger
June 25th, 2007 at 9:33 pm
10 years? I’d advise her to just got the half dozen as they’re a bloody awful family; that’s my plan anyway but don’t tell anyone. I only wish I’d bashed a couple of brats out before I was dry. That way I’d be in for a few more bob. Old big nose Diana played the game well I thought, one kid by him, and another by one of the army of blokes that went through her.
I reckon about a dozen people knocked the back out of her; the lucky swine although she had dreadul nobby styles by 1996. I actually wrote into the Daily Express to let them know that she died because she ruptured one of them. They won’t print it I reckon, they’d much prefer to blame the redtops.
June 25th, 2007 at 6:37 pm
Give it 10 years and she probably will, along with a huge settlement
June 25th, 2007 at 5:13 pm
The drooling inbred idiot. Kate should run for her life.
June 25th, 2007 at 3:55 pm
The picture of my son makes it look like he’s sucking on a tampon. What a chip off the old block eh?
I’m not keen on his ginger brother; the bloody coward should be in Iraq. I’d get him DNA tested if I thought I could do so without the bloody Daily Express hearing about it.