“WHAT I’m really like is always in a pair of jeans and tracksuit bottoms running around after my kids,” says Victoria Beckham.
Yes, this is the same Vitoria Beckham who commented on LA womanhood: “They dress down quite a lot here, don’t they? It seems to be in keeping to go to Starbucks in tracksuit bottoms and Ugg boots.”
Branded snooty and arrogant by her new neighbours, Posh went on: “I have one pair [of tracksuit bottoms] for non-photographic opportunities only.”
That opening first comment may be an attempt at damage limitation.
Although it all might mean that Victoria has only one tracksuit which she is always in. That may well be unhygienic, but Posh has offered the caveat that she only wears it when there is no photo opportunity. But because her life is one long to-camera pout, it might be that she never wears a tracksuit. Or that what we call heels and skin-tight trousers, Posh calls a tracksuit.
There is, as ever, much to debate and discuss about Posh, hers a life in contradictions. And from her definition of a tracksuit we move to her legs.
Posh is walking to a video shoot in Beverly Hills.
And Sun readers get to see the Posh legs looking less than perfect. As the paper says: “Mum-of-three Victoria, 33, is helping soccer star hubby David conquer the States after he switched to Loa Angeles team LA Galaxy.”
The impression we had is of the opposite, and that David has given up a glorious career at the apogee of world football with Real Madrid to sell Posh’s jeans and Brand Beckham to badly dressed and football-ignorant Americans.
But we stand corrected. And refocus on Posh’s legs which in close up resemble the skin atop tripe.
“Nice dimples, Posh” says the Mail, which boasts a rich history of highlighting the great and good’s body parts. “Shame they’re on your sun-kissed legs.”
Anorak suggests less sun-kissed and more sun–ravished. The Mail sees “puckered skin” and cellulite.
Although look again. Might it be that this is not Posh’s naked skin on show, rather her baggy tracksuit pants?
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July 24th, 2007 at 12:29 pm
actually Jim I’m really really busy working (at home) but I’m not highly motivated right now so I’m surfing far more than usual.
I am ace at Work Displacment Activity.
July 24th, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Are you following me? You’re making me nervous.
July 24th, 2007 at 11:27 am
Oh Jim, getting naughtier by the minute!
Its not big, its not clever so you may just as well play nicely.
July 24th, 2007 at 7:36 am
She just wants to be famous. When it all dies away she will kill herself - and who will give a flying fuck?
Steve Sidwell could have done David a favour and ended this sham of a “career”, she would have fucked off and he could go back to shagging Rebecca, who to my mind looks well worth penetrating.
July 23rd, 2007 at 11:18 pm
She is a brill mum, wonder if she leaves the kids .. the new caring way
July 23rd, 2007 at 1:33 pm
Victoria Beckham is a credit to Britain and we should all be supporting her at this time.
July 21st, 2007 at 10:07 am
I mean she certainly does more for British womanhood than say the fab Jade Goody or the wonderful Kate & Naomi.
July 21st, 2007 at 12:53 am
Think despite everything she has very low self esteem.
But don’t believe that leg belongs to her!
July 20th, 2007 at 11:15 pm
I believe she’s trying to be a fashion icon in order to keep up as it were with David. Its pathetic really, she was a lot lovelier when she wasn’t so thin, and it can’t be good for her.
But who said you can’t be too rich or too thin? Wallis Simpson I think.
July 20th, 2007 at 6:57 pm
My thoughts exactly Marian. I can never figure out what it is she’s supposed to have done wrong that deseves all the nastiness……
July 20th, 2007 at 6:47 pm
I admire her for her courage during all that Rebecca Loos scandal. They both patched things up and thought of their children. If VB had wanted to she could have divorced him at huge cost to their family.
I saw her on a Parkinson interview and she came across as rather a nice person I think. It can’t be easy when you are married to a demigod like David Beckham
July 20th, 2007 at 6:45 pm
I am a no-mark because I am transcendent. LOL. Have a good weekend y’all.
July 20th, 2007 at 2:51 pm
But I am well balanced and intelligent!! And I guess smug is okay as well….
better than being a no-mark eh?
July 20th, 2007 at 2:25 pm
Monkey Boy, you are funny! I think Moderation was first in line when God was handing out smugness. Oooh, he/she won’t like that. he/she’ll say I’m sarcastic. I have to phrase my sentence as “self-righteousness is ugly” so that he/she’ll say that I am balanced and intelligent like Molly. Harharharhar…
July 20th, 2007 at 2:21 pm
Nope! Black coffee no sugar……..
July 20th, 2007 at 1:55 pm
You’re wrong, there’s no end of goodwill that can be spread!
Apart from that I don’t waste energy on the angry emotions unless its immediately connected to me. I’m content with my life, a career that I love, a family I’m proud of, enough money for what I want…..
However, I’ve done the really rubbish stuff so maybe that’s why I appreciate what I have and don’t spend time emoting about why the Beckhams have what they have.
It’s all relative.
July 20th, 2007 at 12:56 pm
anonymous…. you seem to be so angry about so many things. I’m guessing its you going on and on about money on other forums.
Is it because you feel you deserve it instead?
Good luck to the Beckhams I say!
July 20th, 2007 at 12:43 pm
I think HE has better legs
July 20th, 2007 at 12:29 pm
Such venom from someone who obviously doesn’t know her!
Have you forgotten she was the more famous of the two when they married?
She has three children, loves her husband, doesn’t sleep around but loves shopping. And she rose above all that stuff with David and RL.
Such a sin? Sounds pretty good to me.
But then jealousy is such a strange emotion! You’ll get over it.
July 20th, 2007 at 12:16 pm
The woman is an embarrassment and not because of her legs. Poor David…fancy being dragged to America by that vain, talentless fame whore.
July 20th, 2007 at 11:31 am
Like those r really Mrs Beckham’s legs - hello!!!
July 20th, 2007 at 10:10 am
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July 20th, 2007 at 10:05 am
Of course! Like that photograph’s NOT been doctored!