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Big Brother’s Unchained Melody

by | 13th, August 2007

carole-vincent.jpg “NOW Carole’s a hippy-potamus,” says the Sun’s headline on the day’s Big Brother happenings.

The housemates are vying to see if they can improve their minds, bodies and souls. The housemate who fares best in each section will be exempt from eviction. The remaining 10 will be up for the vote.

Carole is the Mirror’s “beaded lady”, astral surfing as she tunes into the Cosmo and discovers that Charley has had a “foul-mouthed showdown” with Danielle Lloyd at a London club (see pictures of them kissing in the Sun), that Wayne Rooney has fractured his foot and Cillit Bang’s Barry has launched a new pine-fresh scoring pad.

Carole may also look into the Betfair market and see that she is 119-1 to win the show.
Not that Carole the hippy cares. What matter that only Kara-Louise and Jonty (159-1) are less popular than her the balloon-skirted whiner out to 559-1 to win?

Of course, no-one is less popular than Charley was. And now that horror show is standing on

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