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Ahmageddon Out Of Here: George Bush Is A Walking Bomb

by | 22nd, August 2007

george_bush_fatah.jpg “DOCTORS have told George [Bush] he’s a walking medical time bomb.”

So says a “family friend” in the National Enquirer. And it’s not small shock to we who thought that ticking sound was caused by a shard of pretzel caught in Dubya’s windpipe.

What can we do to defuse this explosive, this one man Ahmageddon out of here?

Says the insider: “If he’s stressed any more, his heart could explode.”

What an exploding Bush will do to oil prices and stock markets, let alone his horse, is too terrible to contemplate. It is clear that he must not be stressed in any way less regime change be brought about by the loud bang of a bursting balloon or a hard-to-open bag of potato chips.

Thankfully, Laura Bush is on hand to help. The Enquirer has a picture of Laura holding her husband by the arm in the manner of a care worker with her charge. Less the ball and chain, Laura is the rock atop which towering Bush is built.

But there are rumblings of discontent. As the Enquirer says, Laura is planning to

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