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Global Warming: Blackpool Zoo Primates Agonise Over Tory Policy

by | 13th, September 2007

john-prescott-sex.jpg WHAT does the Labour Party do on the carpet? And bear in mind that John Prescott still serves as MP for Kingston upon Hull East.

It’s just that the Times reports that at this year’s Labour Party conference in Bournemouth, the red team will be “recycling the carpets”.

Are we to believe that this represents a departure from the norm and after each Labour conference all carpets trod by the great and good are ripped up and replaced?

What are they hiding?

Are there traces of illicit substances in the thread?

Are the carpets cut into squares and

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