Amy Winehouse Looks Like Someone On Drugs In Norway
“WINO IS USED BY COPS FOR DRUGGIE TRAINING,” says the Sun on the matter of Amy Winehouse’s arrest at the Radisson SAS, Bergen, Norway.
The paper holds its nose as guests hotel in Bergen complain about the whiff of “weed” from the Winehouse room.
Police arrive. Blake Fielder-Civil, a man so edgy even his name sounds like a provincial solicitors’ practice, and one Alexander Foden are pinched. It is 7pm. In the Mirror it is “around 5pm”. Drugs can mess with your sense of time.
The Sun’s women in the corridor notes: “I’m told it looked like a scene from action movie Lethal Weapon.”
No experts in Norwigian crime, we wonder at the rightness of employing an LA cop with suicidal tendencies and his American sidekick to arrest the star. Might it be that Norway is not versed in celebrity and needs to call in the professionals?
“Spliffs,” says the Sun. A source says: “They are very strict about drug taking in Norway. With her past record they thought there was more than just a couple of spliffs. When she opened the hotel room door it was obvious she was wasted. She was mumbling and no one could understand her. She was co-operative and even let an officer in training look in her eyes so he could recognise how a person high on drugs looks.”
Norwegian police now know that a person “high” on drugs has a backcombed, enhanced beehive, a pair of breasts drawn in her arm and a concert tour to promote…
Posted: 20th, October 2007 | In: Amy Winehouse, Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (10) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 21st, 2007 at 6:24 pm
Pete is the poster child for why most of Europe dislikes the English. Norwegians are a rare exception, but numbskulls like him will bring them into the fold eventually.
October 21st, 2007 at 6:03 pm
Especially using American spelling BritaliZed
As if I would ever use the letter Z. It’s wrong. Plus I’m a pot smoker that wouldn’t spout off about respecting local law. I think pot should be smoked anywhere you like,
Plus, I feel “Andrew” above (post 5) is a Woman. It’s certainly not me. Mods/Admin. I thought we got rid of these fakes?
October 21st, 2007 at 5:52 pm
Hey hold on, i didn’t write that. I am the original Andrew, not that fake above MODS and ADMIN can verify that
October 21st, 2007 at 5:36 pm
Craig - are you a foreigner? It was the British empire, not the English empire. Comparing the Boer war camps and the Nazi ones, do you notice any differences in use? Mass extermination, perhaps?
October 21st, 2007 at 5:32 pm
Andrew - you are one thick bastard. Norway was practising eugenics from the 1930s to the 1970s, and had everything to do with Norway and its ideas of racial purity.
October 21st, 2007 at 12:56 pm
Pete, you are one sick bastard. Norway was occupied and brutalized by the Nazis for five years. And they *forced* Norwegian women into having children with Nazi soldiers. It was Hitler’s pet project, and had nothing to do with Norway! The people fought the occupation with guns, sabotage and civil disobedience. People were killed and tortured for resisting - and here you go mouthing off on a subject you know nothing about. You’re just lucky it didn’t happen to your country! Amy needs to respect local law.
October 21st, 2007 at 8:55 am
oh btw, my breath smells like wet pussy. go figure.
October 21st, 2007 at 8:55 am
hey i hope she doesn;t mention the Boer war… and England’s enthusiasm for inventing concentration camps.
October 21st, 2007 at 5:06 am
My cat’s breath smells like cat food.
October 20th, 2007 at 6:58 pm
Let’s hope Amy doesn’t mention the war, and Norway’s enthusiam for the Nazi eugenics programme.