Royal Family Member ‘Stars In Sex And Drugs Movie’
“ROYAL in ’sex and cocaine blackmail video plot’,” says the Mail.
Can it be that the campaign to make the Royal Family seem normal involves one of their number blackmailing a person or persons in order to gain sex and drugs?
They sit at the football; they embrace celebrity; they might be sent to the front line. The royals insist they move with the times. They are just like the rest of us. They make home movies. They turn to crime.
But our fears are ungrounded. It is the royal who is the alleged victim. It is they who called in police after allegedly being approached by two men back in August. The alleged felons demanded £50,000 not to publicise a video which they claimed showed the Royal engaged in a sex act.
The Mail informs us: “It is alleged he then said that he had a videotape showing an aide giving someone – who he suggested was the Royal – oral sex.”
Indeed, dear reader. Might it be that this sex tape is not such bad news; it enables the royals to move a step closer to solving the paradox – they rule by divine right but are just like the rest of us.
Broadcast and be damned. And if it is shaped like a unicorn, so much the better…
Posted: 28th, October 2007 | In: Royal Family, Tabloids Comments (22) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 29th, 2007 at 8:10 pm
Saying it isn’t a senior Royal is just to throw us off the scent. Mark my words. But it will get buried just like all the other Royal scandal.
October 29th, 2007 at 12:52 pm
is it a he or a she, half of Spain is interested too?
October 29th, 2007 at 9:01 am
Has anyone trawled the foreign tabloids for his identity, this morning?
October 29th, 2007 at 3:34 am
You know that this isn’t the first talk of a royal sex tape. Princess Diana’s former butler Paul Burrell supposedly had a tape of Prince Charles and a male servant. That was supposedly the cause of the royal family’s interest in him.
October 29th, 2007 at 12:38 am
According to http://www.unregisterednews.com/content/view/263/72/ the “royal wasn’t senior”
October 28th, 2007 at 11:41 pm
Lord Frederick Windsor?
October 28th, 2007 at 10:03 pm
“When the Mail on Sunday tried to print allegations by Smith about Fawcett and Charles, Fawcett obtained a High Court injunction that forbade papers to publish his name even as the litigant.”
Wonder whatever happened to the missing ‘George Smith video’? Not to mention Burrell’s collection of Diana videos.
October 28th, 2007 at 9:12 pm
your right about something getting blown
October 28th, 2007 at 8:10 pm
This is getting blown out of proportion surely it doesnt involve CHARLIE!
October 28th, 2007 at 6:20 pm
Very unfortunate choice of photo to illustrate this story. Particularly given what the gentleman on the left in the red cuffs appears to be doing…
October 28th, 2007 at 3:57 pm
Arthur Daley does it again. Great jacket though
October 28th, 2007 at 3:47 pm
Upstairs, downstairs
October 28th, 2007 at 3:08 pm
So, his lady does all the right royal moves?
October 28th, 2007 at 2:34 pm
June: I think as a royal, one has things done, rather than doing them oneself - like paying bills, squeezing toothpaste out, holding urine bottles or whatever.
October 28th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
Does Charles actually ‘do’ sex?
October 28th, 2007 at 12:37 pm
Sex, drugs and rock’n'roll - what’s next - Charles The Movie?
October 28th, 2007 at 12:12 pm
Is that why his ears are like that?
October 28th, 2007 at 11:11 am
Amazing what they’ll do to distract and divert from the Diana inquest! How about “When the Windsor Blows” or “One night in palace” for a potential title when it eventually gets released! Its going to be a utube classic one day I’m sure.
October 28th, 2007 at 11:09 am
Interesting that they chose to put a picture of CHARLES next to the story! Rather than another royal.
Wasn’t he accused of being in bed with an aide and caught by a footman a few years back?
October 28th, 2007 at 11:07 am
Is this what they mean when people say the Royal Family is completely screwed?
October 28th, 2007 at 10:52 am
Now there’s ascandal
October 28th, 2007 at 10:09 am
a royal blow job whats the problem ?