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PM’s Petitions: Corsets For The Fat

by | 11th, January 2008

PRIME Minister Petitions: “We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to make it compulsory for the Under 5’s to wear corsets”

And: “It is a known medical fact in the UK that most under fives are now obese or the size of small elephants. Therefore, it would make perfect sense to make it compulsory for under 5’s to wear a wale bone corset, thus creating a better posture and slender look!!” – Michelle Minnett

Rejected: “It was intended to be humorous, or have no point about government policy”

Although make it synthetic whale bone, and you’re on to something…



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