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Gordon Brown’s Shares Scandal

by | 14th, January 2008

gordon-brown-donation-1.png THE plan so far: Gordon Brown wants to take your organs .

For now, the talk is of waiting for you to first die, although do you really need two kidneys, two eyes (Gordon has made it to the top with just one) and two arms?

Indeed, now with hands free phones, Polish gardeners and Filipino maids, middle class women might need no limbs at all, and can surrender them to people who really need them, like our Olympic hopefuls, pensioners and builders.

Make body part sales tax deductible and the trade may yet take off and aid the UK’s balance of trade.

To the present, and Brown is in the Sun stood beside the headline: “I saw pal nearly die waiting

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