Vince Cable Walks Into A LibDem Pub Without Nick Clegg’s Cojones
VINCE Cable, the Lib Dem treasury spokesman, says High Street banks “had become the financial equivalent of a Wetherspoons pub – but with even less of a sense of social responsibility”.
Vince Cable says: “Just as binge drinking has become one of Britain’s main recreational activities, binge lending has now become a mainstay of the economy.”
Drinking can make you impotent. No, not important. He-he. No, drinking can can make LibDembs and their leader Nick Clegg “become separated from their cojones“.
No, not cronies. (Wipes tear from eye). Cojones.
And – he-he- the Liberal Democrats have promised to increase taxes on strong booze in a bid to tackle binge drinking.
Bean counters. All – ho-ho-ho – Mr Bean counters…
Posted: 8th, March 2008 | In: Politicians Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink
