Ashley Cole And Cheryl Ring In The Changes

BIG news from the world of football as Chelsea’s vomitous footballer Ashley Cole is caught buying fuel and a bottle of water at a petrol station.

And that’s not all.

The Star looks at the Chelsea player and sees no sign of his wedding ring, and this on top of the news that his wife Cheryl Cole is not wearing her wedding band.

To the Star’s source it’s a sign of a rift.

But anyone versed in celebrity marriages must believe the rings are right now being burnished to a shine more brilliant than Ashley’s wedding suit, that “beige, single-breasted tailcoat suit with cream silk lapels and a cream satin tuxedo strip on the trousers”, as OK! magazine noted.

These re-rings will be emblematic of Ashley and Cheryl’s massive love, too large to fit about a finger and instead worn on the wrist in the manner of a bracelet or, indeed, handcuffs…

Anorak

Posted: 11th, April 2008 | In: Back pages, Celebrities, Tabloids, Wags & Players Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink