Ronaldo’s Scrubbers Leave Stain
HEADLINE of the day: “Ronaldo: Trannies left stain that will never go away.”
Says Ronaldo of his dalliance with three transvestite prostitutes:
“I cried a lot afterwards…Behind the personality I carry, I’m a normal person and have my weaknesses. Now I have to reconstruct everything. It’s like a house knocked down by a hurricane.”
Or a nasty stain that needs a good scrub…
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May 7th, 2008 at 3:05 am
3 trannies? One of each.
Conspicous consumption.
May 6th, 2008 at 9:20 am
Not as greedy as the third Shemale that wouldn’t accept the hush money offered and Ronaldo (the fat one, not the fake one) had to threaten him/her, causing the complaint that lead to all this coming out (as it where).
It’s not like he had sex with them or anything. Unlucky fat Ron; next time check the merchandise by giving them a good squeeze in the right places before taking them home…
May 6th, 2008 at 9:19 am
He’s a footballer; he can’t do anything without a crowd…
May 6th, 2008 at 9:13 am
that pink stuff?
but three of them does show a greed…
May 6th, 2008 at 9:12 am
aaahhhwww Anorak!
I thought you meant the other Ronaldo.. sigh…