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Big Brother 9: That Anorak Audition

by | 29th, May 2008

HI Big Brother, it’s me Old Mr Anorak.

I’m wild and f*cking mad me. I’m really touchy and mental and once had an argument with a fridge freezer…in Asda!…in Cardiff!!

big-brother-9.jpg Picture: Beau Bo D’Or Website  

I’m mental.

I like laughing. I’m into all the latest sh*t and some sh*t so latest it’s posi-fu*ka-tively Medieval, muvverf*cker.

I’ll have sex with just about anyone, gay, straight, straight-to-gay, gay-to–straight, the new rubberised sofa and light fittings, Davina, Davina’s microphone, Davina’s microphone lead…

I’m not looking for a career in

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