Mandela Gatecrashes Gordon Brown’s Party
“I’M 90, you know,” says Nelson Mandela needlessly.
Happily, Nelson’s birthday coincides with the first anniversary of Gordon Brown’s accession to power and the leader has allowed Nelson to appear at his party.
All the leading politicos who have shaped Brown’s career will be there: Bob Geldof, Cherie Blair and Bono.
Following a reading of Gordon Brown: The Collected Speeches by Norman Collier, there will be songs.
The London Evening Standard makes mention of Amy Winehouse. “Amy ‘will leave her sickbed’ for Mandela,” says headline.
And all thanks to the new improved NHS and the celebrated leader’s messianic qualities…
Posted: 27th, June 2008 | In: Amy Winehouse, Celebrities, Gordon Brown, Politicians, Tabloids Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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June 28th, 2008 at 8:03 am
The good news is, that the favourite to be South Africa’s next president is an absolute moron who believes that washing your d*ck after unprotected sex (or rape - as was alleged) stops you from getting AIDS.
June 28th, 2008 at 7:58 am
Nelson M - the king of hearts (pass the sick bag). It’s a pity he doesn’t use his magical powers to stop South Africa turning into yet another banana republic with a murder rate to die for! Would the last white person to leave please turn off the lights.