Suri Versus Shiloh: Let’s Get Ready To Mumble
SURI Crusie (get back!) is going head-to-head in a match up with Shiloh Jolie-Pitt (may her name ber forever golden). Star magazine has the battle (American ) royale:
Suri Cruise:
Special skills: They say she has telekinetic powers, can bend a weaning-spoon has fluent German and can sing hymns backwards
Intelligence: Out of this world
Strength: Resistence is futile
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
Special skills: Blonde to very blonde
Intelligence: Probable
Strength: Pout
There can be only one…
Posted: 16th, August 2008 | In: Brandgelina, Celebrities, Tom Cruise Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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December 23rd, 2008 at 2:35 am
Suri is not live the way she wanted but their parents. Shiloh is the lucky one and being herself.
August 18th, 2008 at 9:20 am
I feel sorry for both these kids - one has a father who is obviously completely nuts and the other has parents who put the name “Shiloh” with “Pitt”, which IMO is asking for trouble…. she will hate them when she is older, no worries….
August 17th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
No way; I’m on Team Shiloh.
And I shall stay there, unless and until Brad Pitt starts jumping up and down on sofas…
August 17th, 2008 at 2:27 am
Suri to win!