The World’s Best Anti-Ageing Cream
TAKE a look at this picture for Dermitage anti-ageing cream.
Before the woman was line free and youthful.
After, she has a face like a camer’s scrotum in a sandstorm.
Tip: Better to use the foreskin than the scrotum, as Oprah Winfrey assures us.
Posted: 12th, September 2008 | In: Online-PR, Photojournalism, Strange But True Comments (12) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 13th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
The footwear bill would be devastating, and Jimmy Choo’s whoop of joy would be heard all over the world, from the icy wastes of Manchuria to the concrete jungles of our cities.
September 13th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
Eight-legged girls?
Well, over on the Forums someone has kindly referred us to a range of tasteful sex toys marketed for those between 35 and 55, which apparently is, in marketing terms, a “neglected” group .
I particularly liked the claim that:
‘You would not be embarrassed to leave the product in full view of the family’
Which is more than can be said for eight-legged girls…
September 13th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
Spiders, that is. Not girls. Though an eight-legged girl would be beyond even the powers of the creams above, even were they not snakeoil.
September 13th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
No disappointment. Authorship attribution skills atrophied by lack of use. Besides, here we can speak to the mind -and respond in kind, so it doesn’t matter a jot. All the women I’ve ever japed with have been cleverer by far than I, and now another one joins their ranks. I’m probably more frightened of them than you though (no creature needs more than six legs), and don’t get me started on moths.
September 13th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
I am sorry to disappoint you, but spiders would indeed freak me out.
Fortunately the City, whilst full of predators, lacks the arachnid type…
September 13th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
You’re a GIRL, chenier? Oh, curses. Now I’m going to have to start chasing you with spiders. And we were getting on so well.
September 13th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
I think that anyone falling for that ad has already won a Darwin Award, but the fast car selling trick for guys is obsolete.
Try googling for some of the guided tours of the Large Hadron Collider; if I possessed a single x chromosome I’d be tempted to join up myself…
September 13th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
It’s just a shame that the fairer sex, our unarguably better halves, are so used to being lied to by the constant parade of products offering to stay the hand of Father Time that some will fall for this chicanery. Fortunately for us men, the only products that tug on deeply rooted worries can’t be shown in still or moving form - and we can click ‘delete’ and get rid of the e-mail spam without even being slightly tempted by someone offering to make our equipment bigger.
Twenty years from now, it may all be different. With no oil left for cars, that symbolic replacement may no longer be a possibility - and powerful, professional ads in Coronation Street will be asking if we’d rather be taking two hands into the shower instead of one.
September 13th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Bah … a cider a day keeps the wrinkles away … betcha it’s cheaper too ….
September 13th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Its FEWER you fucking ignorant morons - not less, FEWER - dip-shits!
September 13th, 2008 at 1:48 am
Rolled oats, salt, and a good scrub does it for me.
September 12th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Polyfilla is cheaper.
Works for me!