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Man Accsued Of Farming While Black

by | 24th, September 2008

ZIMBABWEAN David Mwanaka rents a field off Mountsorrel Lane, in Rothley, Leicestershire.

In the course of a week, neighbours have called the police on him on three occasions. His office: Farming While Black .

The 42-year-old, thought to be one of only two black farmers in Britain, was questioned by police officers for over 30 minutes on Saturday following a call reporting a suspected theft.

Says he:

“I was just picking the maize when I went to the edge of the field and saw three or four police cars and some officers walking towards me. They asked me what I was doing and I told them I was cropping my maize.”

Don’t you get smart with us, sonny…

“It happened on Saturday, then on Monday, then again Wednesday. It was the same story – ‘Who owns the land? What are you doing here?’.”

Anorak thinks it easier to tell the police what they want to hear. Say:

  • “I’m looking for your chief, The Green Giant, I want to thank him for letting me live in your wonderful country, sah”
  • “Thank f*** you’re ‘ere. I was kidnapped in Sarf

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