McCartney Plays Israel And The Super Furry Animals Die
PAUL McCartney is to play Israel, and the suicide bomber will try to hit a moving target as Macca’s head wobbles this way and that.
“We have worked it out,” says the Indy’s front page
All you need is 5,000 bodyguards - £1.5million security blitz to protect Macca from security threats,” says the Mirror, in words that Yasser Arafat look-alike Ringo Starr would put to music.
But what if… what if Macca is killed?
No worries because Gary Lightbody, a player with the Snow Patrol band, says:
“I think they’re our generation’s Beatles. They should be a giant, absolutely massive band because they’ve made some of the greatest pop music ever.”
It’s the Super Furry Animals, naturally. Would the terrorists kills furry little animals?
Yes. Once you’ve killed grandma, anything goes…
Omar Bakri Beats The Drum For Paul McCartney In Israel
Posted: 25th, September 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 25th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
The Super Furry Animals *are* this generation’s Beatles! the world should take more notice of the best band in the world.
September 25th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Desperate Dan just posted this on an older thread; it made me laugh so I’m reposting it here:
‘Paul McCartney said “let’s face it, Ringo wasn’t the best drummer in the world”.
To which wonderful John Lennon retorted “Ringo wasn’t the best drummer in the Beatles”.’
September 25th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
I dunno, but it’s probably a little late to go short on McCartney; I think Heather put him off that for life…
September 25th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Will shares in starbucks go down if macca is killed? I only say that as they are his record label and I do some of their production and all of McCartneys so where can I get short stocks on this - quick!