Omar Bakri Swaps Wife For Stunna
HURRAH for Omar Bakri father of breasts pneumatic and dancer of lap.
Today Omar Bakri – The War On Terror’s Peter Stringfellow” – takes a bride a year younger than his poletastic daughter Yasmin.
Out goes Hanah, 48, and in comes a “beauty” called Ruba, 26.
“Go back to England then and live your little life on income support,” says Bakri. Hanah takes his advice and, thanking him for his wisdom, leaves.
Enter Rubaaahhh. With her dark hair and dark eyes, Ruba puts the Phwoarh into the war on terror.
No picture of Ruba is forthcoming, and until the scars heel and the implants bed in, readers have to make do with the sight of Yasmin cradling her chests…
Posted: 8th, October 2008 | In: Media, Tabloids, War On Terror Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 8th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
I doubt it, Anorka; he may have thought that was what he was doing, but have you seen the state of the swaps markets?
He’ll be lucky if he gets out with his shoelaces…