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CHARLOTTE Feeney sets out to prove that blondes can be as dumb as brunettes and vice versa.
To a court in Connecticut, where the Beak hears Ms Feeney claims that L’Oreal Inc. ruined her social life when she accidentally dyed her hair brunette.
Feeney of Stratford claims to have suffered headaches, anxiety and attention-depravation disorder. She needs anti-depressants and has taken to wearing hats.
Feeney maintains that L’Oreal put brown hair dye in a box labelled blonde.
No evidence was provided and the Beak tossed the case out, leaving Feeney as a , brunette, to work out that you can buy a jar of blonde dye and dye your hair yellow, or red…
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Posted: 8th, October 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Police Log, Strange But True Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 9th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
At least she has hair…..
Not that I’m bitter……
October 8th, 2008 at 9:41 pm
That sounds as plausible as anything, Lone.
All that sex when they should have been keeping their eyes on the ball…
October 8th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
attention depravity disorder - is that what the markets have suffered?
October 8th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
Presumably L’Oreal just didn’t think she was worth it…