Madonna And Guy Were Trying To Act
MADONNA and Guy Ritchie are divorcing.
Why? Because they “can’t bear to live with the pretence any longer”.
Anyone who has seen Madonna pretending, or acting as one calls it, will know how unbearable things can get.
And then there is the monotony of marriage, the same thing over and over and over until its gets to like being in a Guy Ritchie film.
The Sun mentions how the couple put on a “show of unity” over recent weeks, at his birthday and the premier of his film.
Such was the strength of their acting ability that the tabloids spent the summer screaming:
“GUY AND MADGE TO DIVORCE.”
Image: Peter Howson
Posted: 15th, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, Madonna, Tabloids Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 15th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Madonna should never marry anyone. I don’t think she is the sort of person to have any room in her life for anyone but herself.
October 15th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
On the other hand, I feel a twinge of sympathy for someone capable of pissing off the great and the good as well as Madonna does. Killer heels, indeed…
October 15th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Madonna will be performing in Brazil, in December.All the tickets were sold out a long time ago.
A DIVORCE? Please release me Guy, let me go…..for I don’t love you anymore.To waste our lives would be a sin, release me and let me screw around again…….
October 15th, 2008 at 10:01 am
Drove your SUV to Sainsbury,
but you couldn’t stand Guy,
The Kabbalah helped
Until the magic ran dry…
Singing (all) ‘And we all laughed ’til we cried,
We all laughed ’til we cried.’
October 15th, 2008 at 9:47 am
So bye-bye, miss american pie