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Paul McCartney Loses His Head In Ringo Starr Look- Alike Revenge Train Attack

by | 19th, October 2008

GIVEN the way it bobbles to and fro, it was ever a possibility that Paul McCartney’s head would one day come clean off.

The chance of Macca losing his head only grew when mad mullah and Ringo Starr look-alike Omar Bakri was solicited to say that the former squire to Lady Heather Mills would be cut by a million swords and the hole rogered by a billion jihadis should the ex-Beatle play Israel.

Now we learn via the pages of the Ealing Times that Sir Paul’s head has come off and abandoned on a train.

A man going under the alias “Joby Carters” leaves the train at Maidenhead station, Berkshire.

He leaves behind “a wax model of Sir Paul McCartney’s head”.

Says he:

“It was totally out of character for me to leave something behind. It’s an absolute nightmare. It is so unprofessional and the owner is not best pleased, I’ve just got to find out where it has gone.”

One would advise Joby to look on the top of a pole, in a bag on the Gaza Strip or in Ringo Starr’s garden.
Mr Carters continues:

“This is a vintage piece. The good news was it’s worth quite a lot of money, the bad news is I left it behind on the train.”

Joby says he left the head in bag under the train seat. If you find it we urge you to return it to its rightful owner – and do not try wearing lest you are mistaken for Macca and decapitated…

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