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Obama Christ Is The Power And The Glory

by | 22nd, October 2008

ON the Daily Kos, you can read Americans being politically active from their desktops.

Ok, it’s not much better over here. As Simon Heffer says of our supine leaders, those nodding heads that have no idea how the City works much less how to fix it and can’t be bothered to return from their jolly hols in Corfu and further afield when the rest of us are bricking it, says:

It all goes back to a sad and, for the moment, unalterable fact: that politics in Britain has now ceased to be a calling, and has become a career. With that, the idea of MPs ever having the independence to do properly the job that the constitution expects of them went right out of the window. Perhaps they should stay on holiday.

So maybe politics begins and ends with the message boards. Here’s the politcal genius on the Daily Kos:

What if all of the religious nuts were bashing the second coming of their Christ and they didn’t even know it? Fathered by a Kenyan Muslim profit who left after his task was done. To seed a woman who in the heartland of America(a country who “is losing its way”). Then takes him on a journey of awaking across the world, then back home to spread the word of the lord through a process of education an then actions in the community.

Yeah, what if? Just in case, let’s get the nail him to a cross, or a big “O” and roll him down Capitol Hill.

These people have the right to vote. But, then, so does every goldfish-brained loon:

The only “agent of change” Princess ever supported was the person who freshened the water in her fishbowl. So election officials in Chicago’s northern suburbs want to know why voter registration material was sent to the dead goldfish.

Let’s just dry out the fish, stick it in someone’s hand and ask it to “curl up for Obama” or “curl down” for McCain:

Beth Nudelman, who owned the fish, said Princess may have landed on a mailing list because the family once filled in the pet’s name when they got a second phone line for a computer. “There was no fraud involved,” said Nudelman, a Democrat who supports Barack Obama. “This person is a dead fish.”

No fraud. Just bad computing. You know, like when the video shop computer says you owe £3.50 for a tape you brought back on time. No fraud. NO FRAUD. Just negligence, incompetence and a lack of regard for politics that would make Saddam Hussein blush, had he not been killed as an enemy of democracy.

Of course, Jesus might be a fish…

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