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Paedo Knifers Fight The Taliban

by | 23rd, October 2008

KNIFE crime. Joe Lappin lies dead. The innocent 16-year-old was murdered by a gang, and a knife.

The Star wants to know if National Service is the cure to the knife culture plague?

YES – says actress Brooke Kinsella, whose brother was murdered by a knife.

“If these evil people want to fight so badly, let them fight for their country.”

(Image: Beau Bo D’Or)

As ever the tabloids solicit the opinion of someone still grieving. The idea that murderous lunatics would be welcome into the armed forces is one that should appeal to our enemies.

If the new recruits kill indiscriminently, might they kill their own; might they kill other children and teenagers?

“We’re losing hundreds of innocent boys in Iraq, so we may as well send these criminals overseas to fight.”

Top stuff. If our boys are to be slaughtered then let’s send over violent teens to be killed instead. Its’ a double whammy. If Troy and Armani take out a few of the enemy at the moment of their offing then bravo. Maybe if they can be persuaded to end their pointless lives with a knife bomb strapped to their chests, so much the better.

On the other side of the argument, we have LibDem MP Willie Rennie. Says he:

“You wouldn’t send a paedophile to work in a children’s home.”

Chances are, of course, the paedo would already be working in one.

But why not send the paedos to fight overseas as well. Hey, why not send all the crims and nasties overseas to be ritually slaughtered: the enemy get good kill ratios, and are appeased and sated; we get to free up some space in the prison and the precinct; and justice is done?

Hurrah!

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