Knife Crime: Police Seize Intergalactic Klingon Blade
GASP in horror as a copper holds aloft a “horrifying five-foot weapon” recovered by police during a knife amnesty.
The Mail explains:
A spokesman for police in Gloucester, where it was surrendered, said: “It is a particularly nasty weapon that can, literally, take someone’s head off. We are very glad it is off the streets and we want more weapons handed in.”
Indeed. Says a “martial arts expert”: “It’s an extremely dangerous weapon.”
If you see someone walking the streets with such a weapon in their pocket, do not approach them but contact the police…
Posted: 24th, August 2008 | In: Police Log, Tabloids Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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August 25th, 2008 at 6:03 am
I really think the police should stick with the
traditional truncheon.
August 25th, 2008 at 5:03 am
so thats where the bloody can opener went!
August 25th, 2008 at 12:20 am
Actually, I am fairly sure that if you do the ‘Bagsies Kirk’ routine you will lose at least half your shirt.
There are worse things to lose half of than your shirt, though…
August 25th, 2008 at 12:15 am
This weapon isn’t dangerous at all. If an assailant comes at you with one, you simply say “Bagsies Kirk” before they attack and you will win the fight. The only damage you will sustain will be a tiny cut on your cheek and a tear in your shirt at the collar.
August 24th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
I think smile is probably the wrong word there, Saul.
Though nicking a Klingon’s bat’leth is probably worth a few notches on anyone’s bedstead, sorry, belt…
August 24th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
An 8 fet tall Klingon, with a 5 foot weapon.
Could explain the smile on Uhura’s face.
August 24th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Typical of the bloody police; where is the 8 feet tall Klingon?
Because he’s going to be seriously pissed off when he discovers that someone has nicked his bat’leth…
August 24th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Ok ok we won’t mess with you, honest….