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Prince William Rescues Asian Family While Diana Looks On

by | 14th, November 2008
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HOME from a night out in the London, in the company of Prince William.

Having missed the night bus, been robbed and sexually assaulted by a minicab driver, and ignored by the Cabbie, Wills is making do with a limousine.

Wills gazes from the window. He breathes on the glass and writes with a strident digit: “Wills Luvs Katie.”

He breathes again: “Wills 4 Kate.”

He sighs. He can have any woman in the world (including some family members) and he has Katie Middle-class. “Lucky me,” he thinks. “Luckeee luckeeee, luckeeeeee, luckeeeeeeeee, luckeeeeee me.”

What ho? Wills sees a Peugeot crushed by accident. He orders the car to stop.



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