Prince William Rescues Asian Family While Diana Looks On
HOME from a night out in the London, in the company of Prince William.
Having missed the night bus, been robbed and sexually assaulted by a minicab driver, and ignored by the Cabbie, Wills is making do with a limousine.
Wills gazes from the window. He breathes on the glass and writes with a strident digit: “Wills Luvs Katie.”
He breathes again: “Wills 4 Kate.”
He sighs. He can have any woman in the world (including some family members) and he has Katie Middle-class. “Lucky me,” he thinks. “Luckeee luckeeee, luckeeeeee, luckeeeeeeeee, luckeeeeee me.”
What ho? Wills sees a Peugeot crushed by accident. He orders the car to stop.
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November 15th, 2008 at 2:28 am
And his next job?
To make sure he gets time off for a hair transplant! He is so sick of everybody telling him he looks so much like his Dad!
Nobody ever says that to Harry!