Anorak | NHS Doctor Admits To Terrorism, ‘If You Want To Be Technical About It’

NHS Doctor Admits To Terrorism, ‘If You Want To Be Technical About It’

by | 18th, November 2008

NHS Doctor Admits To Terrorism, “If You Want to Be Technical About It”, by David Burge , Anorak Satire Correspondent

AN NHS DOCTOR accused of car bombings in London and Glasgow has admitted in court that he is a terrorist according to English law.

“Sure, I guess, if you insist on stereotyping anybody who blows up a few car bombs or drives a flaming Jeep into an airport as a quote-unquote ‘terrorist,'” said Bilal Abdulla, 29, sarcastically making air quote gestures with burnt stubby fingers as prosecutors read him the legal definition of terrorism.

Clearly perturbed by the line of questioning, Abdulla complained that widespread media of his case unfairly overlooked his other accomplishments.

“Do any of these newspaper stories ever mention how how I graduated in the top 30% of my medical school class? Do any of them mention how I made the final of the 2005 Paisley snooker tournament?” he said. “Oh, nooooo. But detonate a couple of incendiary devices, or fellate one single imam, one bloody time, and then it’s all, ‘hey, look everyone, here comes Bilal, the cocksucking terrorist.’ ”

Choking back emotion, Abdulla told the court that ever since

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