Boris Johnson’s Sister Wins Bad Sex Award

BORIS Johnson’s novelist sister Rachel has won the prize for the bad sex writing award. Yeah, he has a sister. She wrote Fashionably Latte, a study of depression in men married to women who read chick lit books:

Johnson was singled out for her novel’s slew of animal metaphors, including comparing her male protagonist’s “light fingers” to “a moth caught inside a lampshade”, and his tongue to “a cat lapping up a dish of cream so as not to miss a single drop”.

No, not him. Ho-ho...

Literary Review deputy editor Tom Fleming was also disturbed by the heroine’s “grab, to put him, now angrily slapping against both our bellies, inside”.

More…. more… oooo…

“You sort of think it might be a typo, but she is actually referring to his penis as him. It’s a mixture of cliché and euphemism, but it’s also very spirited – A plus for effort,” he said. “All the entries were equally awful this year, but Rachel Johnson had the worst metaphors, and the worst animal metaphors.”

Oh, Felicity, your simplicty makes we tremble with electicity

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Ollie

Posted: 26th, November 2008 | In: Politicians Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink