Anorak | The 12 Worst Pop Music Lyrics Ever

The 12 Worst Pop Music Lyrics Ever

by | 30th, June 2012
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SHOULD the dancing and the singing and the breeding not work out for her, Britney Spears is showing signs of being a pretty good lyricist.

Speaking through the tears on a TV interview, Britney is heard to say:

“It’s bad. I’m sad.”

In your face, Chris de Burgh, who notoriously rhymed “dance” with “romance” in his seminal hit Lady In Red.

Anorak has delved into the pop archives and now brings you the 10 Worst Rhymes In Pop. Chins up, Britney, you may yet be great:

12. Smokey Robinson: Tears of a Clown

Now if there’s a smile on my face
It’s only there trying to fool the public
But when it comes down to fooling you
Now honey that’s quite a different subject

Public and Subject is no easy rhyme. But with bad diction, Smokey pulls it off. And everyone’s too scared of clowns to say anything to his face.

11. Steve Miller Band: Take the Money and Run

Billy Mack is a detective down in Texas
You know he knows just exactly what the facts

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