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The 12 Worst Pop Music Lyrics Ever

by | 30th, June 2012
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4. Mariah Carey: Don’t Stop

I’m like a bowl of gumbo
You ain’t hotter than this
I’m what they play in the clubo

Mako ito stoppo. Pleaso. I’m beggin’-o youo…

3. Black Sabbath: War Pigs

If all else fails why not just rhyme the word with the, er, word. It’s the Mr Mister approach to music.

Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses

Oh, those cheeky lasses…

2. Madonna: American Life

I’m drinkin’ a soy latte, I get a double shot-eh
It goes right through my body and you know I’m

The water in Majorca don’t take like what it should. America – Madonna is yours to have, Britain has done with her… (3:22secs.)

1. Wang Chung: Everybody Have Fun Tonight

On the edge of oblivion
All the world is Babylon
And all the love and everyone
A ship of fools sailing on

Laydees and gentalmen, we give you the death of popular music. Babylonian tyrants descending…

Take it away Brit-kneee

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