Nicola McLean: Get ‘Em While They’re Hot
WAS Nicola McLean ever entirely in the Blue Peter Jungle?
While McLean’s head was in the right place, her chests were rumoured to be back at the hotel being pampered and prepped for interviews and fame.
Now all of McLean is in the hotel. And the Sun’s former Page 3 columnist and Daily Star mainstay tells us that she is “gagging” for sex with Peterborough United footballer Tommy Williams.
Readers may have supposed that McLean would choose a more high profile player to break her duck with, like David Beckham, Ashley Cole or Dean Windass.
But it turns out that Williams is Nicola’s fiancé. Happy days for Tommy, then, and if he was holding anything back now’s the time to reveal any sexual tick.
Nicola has been feasting on kangaroo testicles, and though they were not attached to a live roo, the challenge was taken and swallowed whole.
But Williams might have to get a move on as Nicola issues a come and get ‘em call to Daily Star readers.
“I’ve got a real soft spot for the Daily Star and all its readers, and I can’t wait to get my kit off for them.”
The race is on…
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December 3rd, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Aaaahhhhh, I love that word. I shall start using it immediately.
December 3rd, 2008 at 11:35 am
He’s certainly been well manipulised
Ermm so I have been told
December 3rd, 2008 at 11:27 am
Er….. might be!
At least he’s got a sense of humour even if he is a prat with it!!
Joe to win. It’s like having a puppy in the jungle, who could possibly kick him? especially when he gets his words all muddled. Bless.
Not that I watch it every night… no no no no. I’m just guessing…….
December 3rd, 2008 at 11:19 am
Aha! It’s you who has been voting for him is it?
December 3rd, 2008 at 11:14 am
and she threw a hissy fit and accused David Van Day of playing to the cameras……. ????
You couldn’t make it up!