LILY Allen Watch: Anorak’s look at the day’s top/ most pointless celebrity news stories, with Madonna, Fern Cotton, Mary Kate Olsen, Pamela Anderson, Pete Wentz and Britney Spears
“I hang out with much older people. I go for dinners at posh places and talk about art” – Gordon Smart, Sun
“I get a really good release from having a drink, a run or having sex. All three at the same time and I’d proably explode with joy” – Fern Cotton, The Sun
“Why would you want to put someone on a pedestal that you know nothing about? - Lily Allen, Daily Express
“…has bought £5,000 of fizzy wine with silver for Christmas” – Madona, The Sun
“It’s really sad - the recession is everywhere. But at least they are having good sales.” - Mary Kate then pointed to her hat and exclaimed brightly - “That’s where I got this! The recession!” - Mary Kate Olsen, Holy Moly
A face made for hige distracting breasts - Pamela Anderson, Dlisted
Not so yummy mummy Ashlee Simpson has ‘weird’ and ’soury’ breast milk - Pete Wentz, Hollyscoop
Jamie spears gets $2,500 from daughter Britney’s estate for serving as guide and guardian, will now get $16,000 per month to cover his workload from last January to November - Britney Spears, Derek Hail
Posted: 23rd, December 2008 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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December 23rd, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Pete Wentz describes his wife’s breast milk as ‘weird’ and ’soury’. What was he expecting? Cherry flavour? Bisto? It’s for a being that has had naught but amniotic fluid to sup for ages. It doesn’t have to appeal to a cultured palate. Or whatever Pete Wentz has, for that matter.
All it will take for Fern Cotton to find out exactly how good that combination would be is -
A treadmill with handrails on both sides
Two beer-delivery baseball caps with the drinking tubes
A pair of rollerblades for her bloke to coast along on as she runs
Awesome upright spooning skills
I’ve put waaaay too much thought into this, haven’t I?