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Loiuse Casey Appoints Tanya Byron Special Advisor On Crime

by | 21st, January 2009

PLANS afoot to place criminals in orange jackets that attract five kinds of killer bee find favour with the Government’s neighbourhood crime adviser, one Louise Casey – visible from space!

Referring to the approach taken to tackle unruly children on TV shows such as Little Angels, Ms Casey asked: “What does Tanya Byron tell us to do? Put them on the naughty step. This is a grown-up version of that.”

With Jamie Oliver setting Government food policy and now Tanya Byron looking at villains, can we please get The Bill detectives to look for Our Maddie.

Give ’em half an hours, or two hours stretched over two weekday night, and case solved!



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