Madonna and Jesus Make A Crotch Grab
Says 14: “As an avid appreciator of absurdity, I sure hope so!”
Madonna grabbing her crotch is getting to the point where she looks like she fighting incontinence or a pelvis organ prolapse.
If she can catch it on the way down maybe her new lover will hang about. Jesus is her boy from Brazil. He’s 22. His full name is Jesus Luz. As in Jeeeeezuussss – get the lights!
They might not be an item. Madonna and Jesus might just be easy way for her to shock. And less shocking than grabbing her crotch – up to the elbow.
Or making a grab for it – and missing…