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Abi Titmuss And Mickey Rourke Sex Scene: Full Transcript

by | 10th, February 2009

JUST how did Abi Titmuss “turn down sex with Mickey Rourke”?

And do know that tuning down sex with Mickey Rourke has been down before, notably by his Wrestler co-star Rachel Wood, who opined:

“I’m not attracted to him, he’s too old for me. Nothing ever happened and nothing ever will.”

Wood complained that stories linking her to Rourke were distracting to her career. What hope, then, for

Titmuss whose career high is a straight-to-tissues home movie?

In “slapper smacks down grappler”, the Sun journeys to the Baftas and cocks an ear as Titmuss tells Rourke:

No, I won’t be sleeping with you tonight, Mickey.”

We are not told what Rourke said to trigger this reaction, nor of his response, only that he had taken sleeping pills to clam his nerves and was seen swigging champagne.

It’s all bit like listening to someone talking on a mobile phone: “Yes, Clive, the accounts are in Claudia’s cabinet…. No…. Jelly, Clive. The jelly.”

We can only imagine that the exchange went something like this:

Titmuss: “Hi, Mickey. It’s me, Abi.”

Rourke: “Hi, Angie.”

Abi: “Abii.”

Rourke: “Oh?”

Abi: “Saucy!”

Rourke: “Eh?”

Abi: “Cheeky!”

Rourke: “Urrrrhffghff??”

Abi: (loudly) “No, I won’t be sleeping with you tonight, Mickey.”

Rourke: Fgffghffflpr.

Abi: (Giggling). Oh, Mickey, you are a caution!

Rourke reels away. Abi tosses head back and laughs.

Curtains…



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