South African Kills George Bush
IN South Africa, the local TV station is running a ticker that announces the death of George Bush.
The scrolling banner on ETV News says “George Bush is dead”.
Says spokesman Vasili Vass:
“The technical director pressed the wrong button, it took a second for the words to appear and then the words were on screen for only three seconds before they were taken off. We’ve learned from it, all test banners will now be done in gobbledegook.”
Of course, George Biush is dead might be a threat, words to be said with a hiss of venom. And which Geroge Bush, father or son? And now that George Bush is no longer leader of the Free World, is he worth the effort of murdering?
Anorak realls how the Queen Mother looked at Princess Diana’s funeral and lemented that the big send off was the one reserved for her. There’s a funeral for Bush out there - but which of them will get it first?
Posted: 13th, February 2009 | In: Politicians Comments (13) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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February 13th, 2009 at 11:37 am
Morning FSBFP. Nope, I’m full of anti-Arbusto gusto. Also v.poor jokes. And now unbidden memories of Nigel Molesworth.
February 13th, 2009 at 10:57 am
Veldt crew sticks Bush with early death?
February 13th, 2009 at 10:39 am
Morning all! Sausages anyone?
February 13th, 2009 at 9:44 am
I’m doing my best not to, Magnetite, though failing.
I ought to go and have some breakfast, but the thought of all those crocodile testicles is putting me off.
It’s that bloody picture of the Thatchers…
February 13th, 2009 at 9:44 am
terrible puns, terrible terrible.
February 13th, 2009 at 9:30 am
If I’d continued it was only going to get worse.
Bush. Tuckered? Trials!
See?
February 13th, 2009 at 9:21 am
The pun, I mean, not the beating…
February 13th, 2009 at 9:21 am
Whimper, whimper…
February 13th, 2009 at 9:15 am
Ooh ,Friday the thirteenth!!! Beating about a Bush!
February 13th, 2009 at 9:07 am
A worm? Cheney or Rove, Chenier? I’d peg them both as closer to snakes. Morning to you too.
February 13th, 2009 at 8:56 am
Morning, Magnetite!
Shouldn’t there be a worm in there, somewhere?
February 13th, 2009 at 8:37 am
No, don’t kill them. Impeach, imprison, impoverish - that’s how it should have gone. We’ve still got imprison and impoverish available to us.
A Bush doing bird is worth two in the ground. Isn’t that how the adage goes?
February 13th, 2009 at 7:58 am
It would give a whole new meaning to the word assassinate, wouldn’t it?