Comic Relief Does The Celebrity Cull: Barlow Down, Cole, Cotton And GMTV Press On
DAY one on the celebrity Celebrity Relief (surely, Comic Relief? – Ed) Mount Kilimanjaro climb.
Gary Barlow, the substantial Take That frontman, is down. He has, as the Mirror observes,” broken down “in agony”.
While Barlow screams, “Go on, leave me!”, and his agent negotiates a twelve-part Living TV special about his suffering, the rest go on.
The Celebrity Cull is a sign that the recession is beginning to bite. Needs must. Dancing On Ice started the cull, accounting for Suzanne Shaw, a GMTV nodding head, Linda Lusardi and Roxanne Pallet.
Now Comic Relief takes up the cosh.
Gazza, we are told, “refuses to give up. Gary is in “spasm”. Cheryl Cole, Kimberly Walsh, Fern Cotton, Ben Shephard, Denise Van Outen, Ronan Keating, Alesha Dixon and Chris Moyles press on.
Into the mists they climb. Going. Gone.
And so the EU Celebrity Mountain is slowly reduced in size. But it might not be enough. Look out for:
BBC newsreaders reading news
GMTV replaced by past episodes of Pebble Mill At One
The 100 Best Test Card Moments
Celebrity Jousting
Celebrity Gladiator
Celebrity Lion Taming (see above)
Celebrity Breath Holding
Celebrity Cage Fight
Celebrity Gitmo
Break a leg.
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March 3rd, 2009 at 1:44 pm
what a sad end (as it were) to one’s life - as somewhere for the next mountaineer to park their bike….
March 3rd, 2009 at 12:09 pm
They say he lives
March 3rd, 2009 at 11:32 am
Gary Barlow, the substantial Take That frontman, is down. He has, as the Mirror observes,” broken down “in agony”. Or to put it in other words the camera crew and journalists weren’t giving him enough attention!
March 2nd, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Would that he could be found, 80 years on, like Mallory, with just his bum peeking out of the snow
March 2nd, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Chris Moyles. That bloke who dies in The Eiger Sanction.
Chris Moyles. That other bloke who dies in The Eiger Sanction.
Chris Moyles. That third bloke who dies in The Eiger Sanction.
(I’m hoping if psychic forces can be channeled to help Jade Goody, they can work for me. Oh, please let them work for me.)
March 2nd, 2009 at 12:16 pm
I wouldn’t want to be climbing behind Chris Moyles for more reasons than one