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Kerry Katona Milked And Bled Dry

by | 15th, March 2009

KERRY Katona is divorcing Mark Croft. She’s looking for her money, which – get this – she might have spent.

Kerry is starring in a new fly-in-the-sink show. Now read on…

Sunday Mirror (front page): “KERRY: HE HAS BLED ME DRY.”

News of the World (front page): “KERRY: Mark Bled Me Dry.”

Worse:

Meanwhile, pals claim Mark will fight Kerry for half of everything if she goes ahead with a divorce. One said: “He has vowed he’s had nothing to do with her lost millions, even though people are trying to make out he has milked her dry.

Can you milk one of these?

Kerry Katona so skint she can’t even afford a pint of milk

And:

Frank said last night: “Kerry does not have a pot to p*** in – she’s living off handouts from family and friends.

No piss to take. That’s how dry she is… Someone one give her a drink, or not



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