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Jade Goody’s Funeral Route And Facts

by | 3rd, April 2009

JADE Goody : Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career. Jade is still dead but with her funeral to run and books to sell, she remains busy…

Daily Star : “JADE’S FUNERAL IS A FAKE”

She’s not dead? Was Jade the greatest method actor of her generation?

Jade Goody’s final resting place is being kept secret to keep ghoulish fans away. Her grieving family are trying to fool freaks and sickos by dropping false hints about possible burial plots. A source revealed last night: “Jade’s loved ones are desperate for her to be buried with dignity and to rest fully in peace. They want to be able to bury Jade in private and to keep the location a secret. Sadly, they know there are ghouls and freaks out there who might turn up at the grave site looking for souvenirs.”

Sickos! Buy the official souvenirs like the rest of us.

Instead, Jade will be buried in an unmarked grave at a secret location.

The Daily Star knows the details but has agreed not to reveal where it is.

In next week’s OK!, we look around Jade’s final resting place, with trees by Man At Trees, Basildon, weeping willows, by the St Winifred’s School Choir, Las Vegas, and through the double doors to the indoor swimming pool, bedecked with cashmere throws and a rug hand crafted from the perineums of baby…

We hear of those celebrity freinds:

Meanwhile, flowers from David Beckham and his family were on display in the funeral parlour in Bermondsey yesterday. A simple message said: “Our thoughts are with your family and friends at this sad time.”

Daily Mirror : “JADE’S LAST JOURNEY”

To go with Jade’s other notable lasts, notably: Jade’s last tattoo , Jade’s last coffin , Jade’s Last, last words , Jade’s last interview , Jade’s last wedding , Jade’s last dress , Jade’s last fight, Jade’s last slice of toast , Jade’s last Christening , Jade’s last party , Jade’s Last Rites; Jade’s last view , Jade’s last breath , Jade’s last Mother’s Day; Jade’s last wish , Jade’s last cat, Jade’s last reality TV show and Jade’s last chapter ..

Here we reveal everything you need know about the last journey of the Princess of Essex.. .

JADE

She will be buried in her £3,500 Manuel Mota ivory wedding dress – a gift for Jade’s most special day from Harrods boss Mohamed al Fayed.

She was murdered, I tell yer…

Mum Jackiey Budden lovingly dressed her in the gown and has prepared Jade for her funeral… Her oak coffin is made with wood from the Royal Windsor Forest.

THE ROUTE

Jade’s body has been kept at family funeral firm FA Albins in Rotherhithe, up the road from Jade’s native Bermondsey.

Tomorrow, it will be taken from the chapel of rest at around 8.30am in the firm’s vintage Rolls Royce hearse – a nod to Jade’s love of vintage cars.

It will be followed by a Bentley carrying her immediate family, plus four Daimlers and several hearses carrying the huge number of floral tributes left for her. It is thought the cortege could total 20 cars.

It’s Jade’s green burial “.

Then up the Mall, where the crowd throng the streets, beseaching Her Majesty The Queen to bow to public pressure and say one last goodbye to her great rival…

The procession will make its way along Southwark Park Road, known locally as the Blue… It will then pass Jade’s old house on the Dickens Estate – where Jackiey still lives – and then cross Tower Bridge. The procession will not go through Rotherhithe Bridge as the firm has a tradition to “not take the deceased underground until the funeral”.

From Tower Bridge, the procession will make its way to Buckhurst Hill in Essex, where the funeral will take place. Jade’s family is expected to follow the cortege on foot along Loughton High Street, near to where Jade lived with her sons and Jack.

Like a candal in da wind…

FLOWERS

A huge GOODY floral will be emblazoned on the top of her hearse along with others surrounding her coffin noting the special relationships Jade had. These will include wife, daughter, grandaughter and, of course, Mummy.

Alongside those will be wreaths for elements of Jade’s life including a camera, a perfume bottle, a newspaper and a jar of Marmite – the spread Jade compared her popularity to, saying “People either love me or hate me”…

It’s all Marmite .

PRAYER FOR JADE

A prayer written by Bishop Jonathan Blake, who presided over Jade and Jack’s wedding, will be printed on cards featuring a photo of the star. It will be handed out to mourners so they can unite in grief with a joint tribute.

Ahem:

Dear God of Love Thank you for Jade Bless her in Paradise Our “brightest star”.

Be with Jackiey, Jack, Bobby and Freddy And all her family and friends in their grief.

Comfort all those who mourn And may the example of Jade’s courage in adversity, Humour in the face of suffering and sheer love of life Turn our sorrow into joy and our tears into

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