Madeleine McCann Spotted at Aston Villa Versus Everton
A LINK between Claudia Lawrence and Madeleine McCann has been established by the Archbishop of York and the whole thing linked to the Premier League:
The Archbishop writes his sermons with Google key words in mind:
“Football has come a long way since members of the Aston Villa Church Bible Class formed a football team in 1874 and the members of St Domingo’s Bible Class started playing football at Stanley Park in 1884.
“But when Villa take on Everton this afternoon for the riches of European glory, they would do well to recall the faith of their founders and to abandon the amnesia of their heritage.”
Remember Jesus in the episode on Z Cards; did not Peter Withe rise again, and again, and again; When Jesus goes up to sup from the Holy Cup, we’ll be there, we’ll be there…
This allows Aberdeen’s Press and Journal to produce this delicious teaser:
Renewed call for hope for missing chef and toddler
Is Claudia Lawrence with Madeline McCann?
Posted: 13th, April 2009 | In: Key Posts, Madeleine McCann, Media Comments (13) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 12th, 2009 at 1:37 am
“Missing Chef and Toddler”. Hmm. Sounds like an indy film.
April 14th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
One begs the question, does the tapas bar have a legit subscription to Sky Sports ?
April 14th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
Is the Church so uncertain that it must preach on things that are so of the now - can the flock not understand for themselves Christianity?
April 14th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
Clive E,Burnley Says:
April 13th, 2009 at 8:36 am
I do not know whether this is supposed to a serious piece or some sort of joke.Eitherway,I find it sick and offensive.Do people really get paid to write this garbage?
I will not be visiting this site again if this is the “quality” of the “work” produced.
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You’re absolutely right Clive. Its in bad taste, irrespective of the fact that its really the piss take out of some religious fool.
I think the Archbishop should wear an anorak. They deserve each other!
April 13th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
Perhaps His Grace would be swayed in his opinion by the knowledge that playing football on religious holidays is a fine old English tradition…
“Essentially pitched battles between the youth of rival villages and towns, (most often played on Shrove Tuesdays and other Holy Days) Medieval football matches involved literally hundreds of men, sometimes in excess of 1000, and were commonly used as an occasion to settle arguments, personal differences and disputes over land. Rules existed purely on a local basis.
The presence of a ball, in the form of a leather-bound inflated pig’s bladder, which could be thrown or kicked, was almost incidental to this semi-lawful opportunity for settling old scores, long running feuds and violent behaviour towards the other side.”
Read more about the history of this fine old religious festival here:
http://www.footballnetwork.org/dev/communityfootball/violence_history_of_violence.asp
April 13th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
@Quiet-till-stirred…
I believe that is the term in American.
April 13th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
And to think, I was banned from this shit pit of a site once for what was deemed tasteless remarks.
April 13th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
“U mA also b well-served 2 invstg8 d propR uz of inverted commas”
Does she mean “quotation marks”, my precioussss?
April 13th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
He’s wrong about Everton though. They were formed in 1878. His Grace is clearly not much of a fan.
April 13th, 2009 at 11:10 am
In bluddy moderation again!!
April 13th, 2009 at 10:52 am
I’d like to know which offended Clive E
a) taking the name of the Lord in vain
b) taking the name of Football in vain
April 13th, 2009 at 10:12 am
Hi Clive E -
thawt U mite b intRStd n d foLowN defintn of “satire” - U mA also b well-served 2 invstg8 d propR uz of inverted commas.
sat·ire (sāt’īr’) n.
1.
1. A literary work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, or wit.
2. The branch of literature constituting such works. See Synonyms at caricature.
2. Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity.
[Latin satira, probably alteration (influenced by Greek satur, satyr, and saturos, burlesque of a mythical episode) of (lanx) satura, fruit (plate) mixture, from feminine of satur, sated, well-fitted; see sā- in Indo-European roots.]
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April 13th, 2009 at 8:36 am
I do not know whether this is supposed to a serious piece or some sort of joke.Eitherway,I find it sick and offensive.Do people really get paid to write this garbage?
I will not be visiting this site again if this is the “quality” of the “work” produced.