Anorak | Talking Dirty Makes You Impotent

Talking Dirty Makes You Impotent

by | 20th, April 2009

talking-dirty-makes-you-impotent GENNADY Cheurin of the Russian town of Yekaterinburg, research manager of the Center of Ecological Safety, says talking dirty leads to impotence.

Says he :

“Men were allowed to use these words only 16 days a year. Afterwards, it was strictly prohibited to use them. So whenever men use these sacred words for no reason in their daily life, this immediately leads to sexual dysfunctions, i.e. impotence. If a woman uses these words in her daily speech, she slowly begins transforming into a man.”

In the interests of science, Old Mr Anorak has reduced his dose of “Fishermen’s Friends” and conducted en experiment, thus creating a table of virility. Counting down, or, rather, up from, least to most enhancing:

10. Jonathan Ross reading the Shipping Forecast
9. Anthea Turner running her nails down a blackboard
8. A Hollywood accent
7. Britney Spears discussing

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