Danielle Lloyd In Cosmectic Surgery Fight
THAT’S “SOCCER Wag” DANIELLE LLOYD on the floor outside London’s Crystal club.
She “writhes in agony outside a nightspot yesterday — tended by fellow clubbers splattered with HER blood after a savage brawl”.
Danielle Lloyd is multi-talented. To some she is the sarky-faced star of Big Brother’s tag-team bullying of Shilpa Shetty. To others she is a companion of professional footballers. And to others she is a row.
Today the Sun reports:
Spurs star JAMIE O’HARA’s girlfriend — notoriously caught up in the SHILPA SHETTY race row on Celebrity Big Brother — was left needing emergency plastic surgery.
Bigger tits do mean a bigger bounce when you hit the pavement. As Anorak readers know, last time out Dani coordinated the removal of a pea-sized lump of gristle from one breast with a new breast fitting.
While we await the result of the surgery, the Sun goes on:
The blonde model screamed and sobbed as she bled on the pavement before an ambulance rushed her to casualty.
And then?
Last night Danielle — whose string of footballer lovers include ex-England star TEDDY SHERINGHAM, Spurs ace JERMAIN DEFOE and Birmingham’s MARCUS BENT — was recovering in hospital.
Maybe the Dani Casuals can all visit, and then look in on the little kiddies, perhaps bring some signed shirts and a game of keepy-uppy.
Jamie was also left dripping in Danielle’s blood after she was allegedly hurled through a glass table in a vicious 2am catfight — sparked by two girls dancing on the back of a VIP sofa she was sitting on.
It’s a scene few who were there could forget.
A witness said: “I think one kicked Danielle — it may have been an accident. She got up to remonstrate.
“I saw her in a tangle with at least one other woman. Punches and slaps were being thrown.
“Danielle came falling backward off the sofa and landed on a table. She cut her leg pretty badly. Jamie and some guy who may have been the other girl’s boyfriend were being held apart by bouncers who threw Jamie out.”
With so many brawls, it can’t be long before clubs bouncers are equipped with yellow and red cards, and Dannielle Lloyd is hauled before the FA tribunal.
Anorak takes no sides, and waits until the evidence is in. But if guilty of wrongdoing, Dani is looking at a nine-game ban, docked points and an early bath, pictures of which will be made available to Shoot magazine…
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May 27th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Chavtastic! My granny would have called her a “dirty wee coo”, but I think she’s got a lot of spunk.
May 27th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
whatever she has earned for herself, it certainly isn’t respect….
May 27th, 2009 at 10:05 am
I’m sorry, I thought she earned what she has by not getting off her backside either
May 27th, 2009 at 9:07 am
How dare you write about Danielle the way you have, yes she was involved in Big Brother, yes she has been linked to footballers and yes she has been the victim of violence before, but as always everyone is all to quick to say oh not again, or she deserves it, its karma etc etc. Have you ever thought that this poor girl is just the target of some many jealous women out there that she will now have to look over her shoulder whenever she steps outside the door. Well I think it is a disgrace that she has to put up with this violence and I am also disgusted that some people think it is “ok” for them to go out of their way to hurt people who they are simply jealous that they can’t have what Danielle has as they are to lazy to get off their backsides and earn it like she has.