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Susan Boyle Struck Down By BoyleMania

by | 29th, May 2009

susan-boyle-sex SUSAN Boyle is cracking up. Susan Boyle is the Hairy Egg . Susan Boyle can’t handle the fame and is going mad-mad-maaaaaad. Susan Boyle is swearing at fans and having temper tantrums in hotels and rowing with the police. Susan Boyle is behaving like a, er, popstar.

To emphasise how much the caring media cares for the moral , spiritual and fiscal salve to the world, experience these front-page headlines:

Daily Mail: “MY Fears For Big Brother’s Susan – by Big Brother psychologist”

A Tabloid Bingo story that combines Big Brother with Susan Boyle.

The Sun: “SUSAN AXE THREAT”

Susan on tabloid suicide watch !

Daily Star: “Susan Boyle: I’ve had enough, I quit!”

Or, er, not.

Daily Mirror: “BOYLING POINT – ITV Bosses fear for Susan”

Fear that their biggest asset might not show up to perform.

ITV bosses fear for Susan
She is ‘close to cracking up’
Her tearful threats to quit

Mark Jefferies has an “EXCLUSIVE ”:

Susan Boyle could be pulled out of tomorrow’s Britain’s Got Talent final amid fears for her health.

Worried ITV chiefs believe the singer may be close to cracking under the pressure of her new-found stardom.

And :

TV chiefs considered pulling Susan, 48, out of tomorrow night’s live final over fears that the pressure of stardom may be harming her. The spinster, who lives alone in Blackburn, West Lothian, went into hiding yesterday after a series of incidents which gave concern for her well-being.

Big Brother therapist Jo Hemmings says :

THIS WILL HAVE A LASTING EFFECT ON HER

Appearing on a national TV show will affects the show’s start.. says expert.

Jo tells of psychological problems a delusional attachment to Piers and:

When she first appeared she had that sort of naiveté, innocence and slightly bumpkin way about her. But now her behaviour appears slightly delusional.

Can she be helped?

Winning will be the best option but her outbursts will affect her chances because we’re looking at her with less affection now. She never expected to win when she first entered but has an artificial self-belief that has been put on her by other people. She’s now convinced she’ll win – and that’s part of her problem.

That’s Susan Boyle, the bookies’ clear favourite to win the show.

Expert Jo’s not the only one show cares enough about Susan’s over-exposure to tell the media:

In a blog, Morgan called for her harsh critics to back off, calling the singing spinster a frightened rabbit.

Susan Boyle is the Hare-y Angel geddit?

What about the other celebs what think they?

Jody Thompson hears from top-heavy lad’s mag strumpet, talented Jennifer Ellison :

Actress Jen follows the likes of Lily Allen , who said she thought SuBo was overrated.

Posting on her Twitter page, Lily said: She seems like a lovely lady, but if the show is about talent then that Shaheen kid should win.”

Says Jen:

“It’s just a bit mad really – I don’t think she should win. I think it was the shock factor with her, you know, from the reaction of the audience, that they thought she was going to be horrendous, then there was that voice came out of her. I think it was definitely more the shock value than the talent actually.”

It’s like seeing a huge pair of breasts and then realising that behind them is a small bright-blonde head, and in that a voice and inside the head a brain with human-like thoughts and emotions… Wow!

Jan Moir looks on:

If this plastic freak is Susan Boyle’s support, things can only end in tears …

Well, the winner cries, always. The losers cry, always. Amanda

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