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Bunny Boyler: Susan Boyle Checks Into Rehab

by | 1st, June 2009

amy-winehouse-boyle SUSAN Boyle, the moral, spiritual and fiscal force of the age has checked into The Priory home for tired and emotional stars.

There she will meet and greet celebrities and remind them that following Jimmy Tarbuck and The Shadows on a Royal Variety Performance is not the be all and end all of life. What’s better a comedy skit with Noel Edmonds or a lifetime supply of prescription drugs? No contest.

But the story of Susan Nightingale is masked in  news that Susan Boyle is exhausted and emotionally drained “.

The cosmic force that has salved the world’s ills has left her weak.

A pox on Diversity’s kryptonite!

Backstage, Boyle, reportedly,

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