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Katie Price Is Dead And Peter Andre Weeps

by | 22nd, June 2009

jordan-ap KATIE Price is dead and Jordan rises from the dusty rack of the clothes at the back of the cupboard, resurrected like a zombie that thanks to lashing of silicon, collagen and wood stain will never age. She remains impervious and impermeable to change.

So who does the press cover this waking of the dead?

Sun (front page): “Jordan’s mum: Pete’s a cry baby”

Beside a picture of Jordan’s smiling mum, Amy, readers learn:

But Amy, 56, sneered: “He wanted this divorce, he instigated it, and he got what he wanted. So why is he upset? He’s crying. That’s normal, he’s emotional.” She added: “Katie’s fine.”

Peter Andre “normal”, says Jordan mum!

What about the Star, can it imptove the narrative?

Daily Star : “Jordan club attack terror”

Having survived a threat to be cut up by Jordan, Jessica Brown continues to track the most evil woman on the face of the Earth:

Hate-figure Jordan came under attack yesterday by a gang of drunken clubbers who screamed at her: “We love Pete!”

Given that Jordan is pictured looking like a copper-finished, fossilised version of Rachel Welch in One Million Years BC , that headline club promised much.

And the new man in her life – hunky Anthony Lowther, 28 – dressed as Tarzan to show off his bulging muscles.

The attention-seeking couple caused a storm in the Boho club – finding themselves the target of ridicule.

One girl started singing: “Who let the dogs out?” and another shouted within earshot of Jordan: “Ain’t you a bit old to be in that swimsuit, love?

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