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Burglars Steal Trampolines To Break Into Flats

by | 1st, July 2009

trampoline Trampolines are being used by burglars to break into flats, stolen, and are causing children to die beneath the weight of drunken adults…

MATTHEW Nice has been told by his landlord to remove his daughter Yasmin’s trampoline lest burglars use it to break into the first floor, second floor and, should they be very fat jumping from the second floor window ledge, the third, fourth and fifth floors.

Mr Nice, of Market Avenue, Wickford, tells us:

It would be one dumb burglar who would try to use a tiny trampoline to jump into a window. If it was a giant 20ft trampoline that would be one thing, but this is only 3ft wide and 12 inches high.”

Big enough for Rat Boy…

“It’s complete rubbish anyone would use it to help them break in. There are wheelie bins around here and they are much taller than that.”

To put the tin lid

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