Imogen Thomas And Danielle Lloyd’s Premiership League Table
HOPES are that Big Brother strumpet emeritus Imogen Thomas has fully recovered from celebrity swine flu as she steps out with Tottenham Hotspur and England footballer Jermaine Defoe.
Anorak’s Contagion Watch team spotted Thomas (left) and Defoe (right) at London’s Nobu Berkeley eatery, before they moved on to a casino.
We trust that both venues have been disinfected and spritzed with mixture of chip fat, collagen and Vimto.
As Anorak readers know, the celebrity circuit works on a points system, with Danielle Lloyd and Imogen Thomas grading all Spurs footballers out of nine.
Imogen has trained with: Lee Trundle, Dwight Yorke, Cristiano Ronaldo, Danny Simpson, Nery Castillo, Ibrahim Sonko and Jemaine Defoe.
Danielle has played keepy-uppy with: Jamie O’Hara, Jermaine Defoe, Teddy Sheringham, Marcus Bent and Ryan Babel.
Evidence:
Now wash your hands
Posted: 10th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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July 10th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Check out Defoe’s jeans ‘n unbuttoned shirt combo, all that cash and he probably thinks Saville Row is a street named after Sir Jimmy. Take that poofy earring out and buy yourself a nice whistle and flute to go out in you scruffy little bootboy. The words ‘restaurant’ and ‘casino’ should precipitate some thinking on your part on how look the business whilst escorting a lady round the West End. The Kray twins always got it right, bespoke suits, cufflinks, shoes so clean you could eat your dinner off them. Looking the dogs bollocks while you’re punching someone’s head in…classy, non?