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Peter Andre Hit For Six As Katie Price Goes Mad in Dorset

by | 17th, August 2009

3178269 KATIE Price and Peter Andre Divorce Jordan goes mad in Dorset, Superdad Peter Andre is badly beaten by the Black Eyed Peas and sobs his way to a new relaity TV show…

EACH morning the Daily Star’s drones must think of a new Katie Price story, and today the team duly delivers, Jordan’s out of control ”.

Readers learn:

A close friend of the model, who suffered a miscarriage shortly before the break-up, said: “Kate has only cried once since she split from Peter. That’s just not normal.”

Given the amount of cosmetic work performed on Katie Price’s face and superstructure tears may not come easy. To seep, she may need to be squeezed. Inside, Katie may be sobbing her heart out. And what is normal Pete’s one-off documentary about their split, Going It Alone, airs tonight on ITV2 and sees him burst into tears a whopping TEN times ?

And then there is the possibility that the close friend is not all that close?

The kids and camera crews are at stake, people, and we should stick to the facts, lest we award our sympathies to the wrong party. To surmise:

“But Peter is now at a great stage where he realises his music is a success and he is mad about his kids. He knows he is an amazing father and that is one thing Kate can never take away.”

Peter Andre the Superdad is now an established fact. Anorak believes Peter should be made the UN Ambassador for Dadhood and his name appear in the box on every birth certificate, giving mums an alternative to naming the sperm donor (source: Jeremy Kyle lexicon). Other dads can call 0800 PETE for tips on daddying and

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