David Cameron Champions The NHS On Behalf Of All Notting Hill Society

TORY Party leader David Cameron cleans his hands with alcohol gel as he does the rounds at the South Ribble District General Hospital in Chorley, Lancashire.

Mr Cameron says the Conservatives are now “the party of the NHS”.

When asked to expand, Mr Cameron said:

“The Notting Hill Society is a public body that exists for the greater good. Whether it be an organic olive oil dip on a Sunday afternoon, a humous dip for an impromptu soiree, or  a bag of recreational drugs for your wellbeing, the NHS will do its utmost to produce the results that you, the people, should expect.”

When asked for a second opinion, Mr Camroan sais he recommend the Angus beef empanadillas…

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Posted: 20th, August 2009 | In: Politicians Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink