
Department of Energy and Climate Change Issues Weather Warning For Birmingham
A DIRE warning from our Department of Energy and Climate Change. And we learn that Birmingham is going balmy:
Energy and Climate Change Minister, David Kidney reads from the Big Bumber Book of Nu Speak:
“The Transition Plan is a route map to a low carbon country, future proofing our kids’ way of life. The UK will be the first major economy to convert to low carbon living, and the first to reap the benefits.
“As a world leader in cutting edge technology the West Midlands needs to harness its legacy of ingenuity and entrepreneurship to play a role in the shift to low carbon. The region can play a key role in this transition as a hub for low carbon manufacture, innovation and transport.”
And we must act fast because:
The UK Climate Projections published last month show that if we don’t take action by 2080 the temperature for the hottest day of the year in the West Midlands could increase by a scorching 100 C by 2080 and even by 2040 there could be 11 per cent less rainfall in the summer leading to subsidence, lower crop yields and water stress.
It’s 18 C in Birmigham today. In 2080, it’ll be 118 C.
Posted: 8th, September 2009 | In: Politicians Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 8th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
I like the idea of one of those extended arm things that you get on mirrors
September 8th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Air traffic control will be a thing of the past. All minicopters will come with ultra high tech space radar and a long pole with a boxing glove on the end
September 8th, 2009 at 11:41 am
Hope they galvanise it before it becomes Longbridge- in -Saltwater.
Whats the betting airtraffic control will be on strike?
September 8th, 2009 at 11:25 am
We will all be traveling by electric conveyor belt then or personal minicopters. All made in Longbridge
September 8th, 2009 at 11:13 am
Warwick on Sea , or Warwick by the Sea? Shakespeare’s Strand and Brum on the Beach?
Traffic jams will be awful, just awful
September 8th, 2009 at 10:31 am
Bostin! If global warming continues at it’s present rate and sea levels continue to rise, I calculate that the nearest beach will be at Kidderminster, a 20 minute drive down the A456. Roll on 2080, where’s me speedo’s